or DO BABIES WEAR SHOES? or A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY LIFE: FOOTWEAR or, if you must have a fourth, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BEING BAREFOOT AND WEAR SHOES

“And keep the change” (Igor Miske, Unsplash)

“I’m sorry” money

The amount of money where you shouldn’t burn bridges lest you lose the financial support they provide.

“Would you like fries with that?” money

The amount of money it takes…

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