or DO BABIES WEAR SHOES? or A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY LIFE: FOOTWEAR or, if you must have a fourth: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BEING BAREFOOT AND WEAR SHOES




I’m doing karaoke, it’s lots of fun


Photo by Jessica Furtney on Unsplash





“And keep the change” (Igor Miske, Unsplash)

“I’m sorry” money

“Would you like fries with that?” money


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