ALL THE SHOES I’VE EVER OWNED

or DO BABIES WEAR SHOES? or A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY LIFE: FOOTWEAR or, if you must have a fourth, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BEING BAREFOOT AND WEAR SHOES

(Medium, with its limited options for creators, is unable to format this piece the way I envision it. If you find it imperfect or hard to follow it is either your fault…