Essay Contest: Win a Date to Your Own Prom

Originally published in The Higgs Weldon in like 2017 or something, in like April

Do you want to go to prom with me, a 24-year-old comedian?

No really, do you? Because I’d like to go to prom with you! As high school students across the country enter prom season I am reminded of the many unique stressors of finding a prom date. Selecting the right person for this…