*A lot of the important ones

It’s December, which means it’s time to take stock of my body. For the internet to continue tracking my personal growth it’s important that I provide data that can be empirically judged: on its own, against someone else, against next year’s data, or against…

“And keep the change” (Igor Miske, Unsplash)

“Fuck you” money: The amount of money you need in life to say “fuck you” to any person who asks you to do something, without facing repercussions.

“I’m sorry” money

The amount of money where you shouldn’t burn bridges lest you lose the financial support they provide.

“Would you like fries with that?” money

The amount of money it takes…

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