Every* Muscle In My Body 2022

Dustin Mark
15 min readDec 20, 2022

*A lot of the important ones

It’s December, which means it’s time to take stock of my body. For the internet to continue tracking my personal growth it’s important that I provide data that can be empirically judged: on its own, against someone else, against next year’s data, or against data from past years (the 2021, 2020, and 2019 reports are available here on medium).

Once is fun. Twice is easy. Thrice is cheap. Forthce is delusional and frankly a little sad. I, with all my hatred for predictability and lack of flare, sometimes think of myself as a…

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